WILL ROGERS

ABOUT GROWING OLDER............

1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about

your age and start bragging about it.

2. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in

line for.

3. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,

I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a

long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

4. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to

youth, think of Algebra.

5. You know you are getting old when every thing either

dries up or leaks.

6. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the

top.

7. One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it is such a nice change from being young.

8. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the

day has been.

9. Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

10. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with

sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

11. Politics sure is a great character builder. You have to

take a referendum to see what your convictions are for

that day.

12. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have

anything to laugh at when you are old.